5/25/06 - Male Dance Troupes
SO this is something that I meant to write on a while ago. Its not really time relevant at the exact moment, but I just remembered how much I hate it. You see, many NBA teams have started all male dance companies. It gets worse. These are not men who are skilled in dance. They are usually groups filled with fat guys who are there to make people laugh. Theres nothing funny about fat people dancing. Theres certainly nothing sexy about it. Even my home town Sixers have started a group, the Broad Street Beefcakes. I think you have weigh 250lbs+ to join.
Whats the point of these groups? Heterosexual men will not find them entertaining. Homosexual men will not find them entertaining. Heterosexual women will not find them attractive. I can't speak as an authority on homosexual women, but I assume they won't find them entertaining either. I doubt transvestites enjoy this. So who does that leave? No one. Atleast when they put out scantily clad women there is a segment of the audience that enjoys it.
Fat dancing men: I hate you.