Thursday, May 04, 2006

5/5/06 - Who is running Google? Helman's?

I hate people who don't understand hate. There is no racism or biggotry any where on this site nor will I link to any.

So I attempted to put Google AdSense on this webpage and got denied because I have "sensitive content." I wonder if my excessive use of the word hate triggered this label. Does anyone else think my posts are insensitive? I guess the pro-mayo people got to them.

This type of trigger is ridiculous. I have seen google ads on porno websites. My site does not degrade women as much as those sites do.

Quick, go to and search the word porn. I got two sponsored links at the top of the page: "Free-porn uncensored" and "want free xxx porn?" Which of these is less offensve than my site.

I used to love Google, but now I'm going on stike. No more use of gmail. No more google maps. No more google anything. (this is probably a empty threat, for all my big words, I'm completely hooked on gmail, but everything else ends here)

Google: I hate you and your hypocracy.
Here is the e-mail I received:

Thank you for your interest in Google AdSense. Unfortunately, after
reviewing your application, we're unable to accept you into Google
AdSense at this time.

We did not approve your application for the reasons listed below.


- Sensitive content


Further detail:

Sensitive content: Google believes strongly in freedom of expression
and offers broad access to content across the web without censoring
search results. At the same time, we reserve the right to exercise
discretion when reviewing sites for AdSense. We've found that your
website contains content that we don't allow at this time. AdSense
policy doesn't currently accept sites that advocate against any
individual, group, or organization. Please review our policies
( for a complete list
of site content not allowed on web pages.

P.S. I'm not really happy with the quality of my hate today. Posting every day ismore difficult than I thought, but I will attempt to keep up my prolific pace.


Blogger The Stevo in H-Town said...

Yeah hater..that's the ticket...Boycott them sumbitches that won't even letya inda front door...bring 'em DOWWWNN..

5:26 AM  
Blogger bill said...

That's pretty damn funny. I was thinking about using adsense, but I think I made a few threats on Glendon Rusch's life, so I'm gonna assume rejection and go my merry way.

6:39 AM  
Blogger El Padrino said...

Stick it to the MAN!

8:31 AM  
Blogger Marcie said...

Sometimes PC can get really stupid. I read your blog because your writing is funny and you remind me of my 25 year old brother. They probably didn't even read your blog. And they put ads on porn blogs?! That kind of shit pisses me off.

8:49 AM  
Blogger Marcie said...

Ooops. I hope you aren't some 48 year old lawyer because then my 25 year old remark may piss you off. Let me expand on that comment, my brother is witty and funny and he hates a lot too.

8:58 AM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

don't worry! I still hate you!!! Although I'm a google addict myself. They're no better than the guys who hang out on the street in the mission; the searches are always free--in the beginning...

9:25 AM  
Blogger bowling with no panties said...

I bet Google is in cahoots with Helmanns AND Bed Bath and Beyond.

10:02 AM  
Blogger Daily Hater said...

So I really was denied advertising revenue because of my hate of mayonnaise.

Read Below:

Thanks for following up on this.

I have reviewed your site and at this time your site does not meet our
program policies. We've put these policies in place to help ensure the
effectiveness of Google ads for our publishers as well as our advertisers.

As stated in our program policies, we do not accept sites that "advocate
against any individual, group, or organization." To review AdSense
policies, please visit .

We review all publishers according to our Terms and Conditions and program
policies, and we do reserve the right to decline certain applications. As
we grow, we may find that we are able to expand our program to more web
publishers with a wider variety of web content.

As you may know, if you manage or own another site on which you'd like to
display Google ads, you're welcome to resubmit your application for that
site. Just log in to using the email address
and password you submitted with your application, update your account
information, and click 'Resubmit'. We'll be happy to reconsider your
application to run ads on that specific site.

For additional questions, we suggest you visit our AdSense Help Center at . If you're unable to find an
answer to your question on our site, please feel free to reply to this


The Google AdSense Team

6:50 PM  
Blogger bowling with no panties said...

I see "Steve" has no last name. Would it be, possibly...HELMANN?

7:00 AM  

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