Sunday, May 07, 2006

5/8/06 Celeb of the Week- Mario Lopez

It's Monday and that means its time to spread some hate against another celeb, and this week's target is Mario Lopez. Yes, the Mario Lopez who we all knew and loved as AC Slater from Saved By the Bell.

First, I always hated AC. I found this bio which sums up how I feel about him:

For a character that ran about a deep as a puddle, Slater was by far the deepest one on the entire show. Who can forget his reaction over the loss of his pet chameleon, Artie? Zack and Screech, who were left with the grave duty of watching Artie while Slater was away, somehow goofed up and the stupid lizard died. Normally, a dead chameleon calls for about 30 seconds of grief and maybe an extra toilet flush. Not for Slater. He took it hard. They actually had to have an official funeral for the thing. Note that, for some reason, this funeral took place within the halls of Bayside High School, which the kids seemed to have infinite access to, no matter what time of night it was. (follow the link for more great analysis)

More importantly, lets examine what Mario did post-SBTB.

First he starred in the train-wreck that was the "Greg Louganis Story." Next he graced the small screen as a Bike Cop on "Pacific Blue." More recently he has starred in "Extreme Dodgeball" and "ESPN Hollywood." None of these are what I would call excellent. He always comes across as the same aloof guy from Saved by the Bell. And there are tons of people who love him just because of that show, but I can't stand him.

Mario Lopez: I hate you.

And for your viewing pleasure, Saved by the Bell: Brokeback Style


Blogger Marcie said...

Let's not forget he is also an narcissistic asshole who cheated on his girlfriend before and after he married her. I'm so glad she dumped his nobody ass.

5:12 AM  
Blogger bill said...

Sure Slater wasn't that great, but Zack was the biggest asshole on the planet and he's sporting the high top floppy fade to prove it in that video.

7:54 AM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

God i wish i could comment on this but I can't!! this show was a little after my time; I was in college so was more interested in boys and drinking (not much has changed).

8:32 AM  
Blogger Matt said...

You forgot Mario's brief albiet shameful foray into day time talk: The Other Half. The supposedly "masculine" answer to The View.

8:36 AM  
Blogger Daily Hater said...

Thank you Matt, I had forgotten all about that. The Other Half is an espcially good reason to hate Mario Lopez

8:47 AM  
Blogger bowling with no panties said...

The Other Half was heinous -- who cohosted with AC, some gay black guy and DICK CLARK??

DICK CLARK!! What the HELL did he know about women? At least the gay guy might have offered fashion tips.

I'm so glad that show died.

9:10 AM  
Blogger bill said...

and Danny Bonadouchey.

10:45 AM  
Blogger Daily Hater said...

no way. bonaduchi rules!

11:52 AM  
Blogger bill said...

Do you think AC used Soul Glo?

12:57 PM  

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