5/9/06 - Broccoli
Today's post is dedicated to all the children and adults with the palet of children who read this site. Like small children, I hate broccoli. I hate it dipped in cheese. I hate it with ranch. I hate it stir-fried. I hate it deep fried. It is disgusting.
Did you know that Orthodox Jews will not eat broccoli because they are afraid it will violate their dietary laws? You see, broccoli is well known to have mites living in the top and no matter how much you clean broccoli, there is no guarentee that the mites will wash out.
Did you know that broccoli can interfere with thyroid hormone synthesis? If you or anyone you know has a thyroid problem, you might suggest contacting a doctor before eating any more broccoli.
Have you ever had broccoli go bad in your kitchen? It smells horrible. The place will stink for days. Much worse than a toilet bowl full of sh*t.
What kindof people like broccoli? People like this:
Do you want to be like them? I thought not.
Broccoli is disgusting and I will never be convinced that it has enough healthy benefits to be worthy of eating. Broccoli: I hate you.
And if you have 3 mins: