6/14/06 - Squirrels
I am not an animal person. I have never had a dog and most likely never will. However, I can still stand to be around most animals. Except for squirrels. They are the dumbest, most annoying, useless creature to walk to the face of the earth.
The worst is when they stop on the sidewalk in front of you and stare at you. No mr. squirrel, I do not want to pet/feed your disease ridden ass.
For those of you like me I direct you to the Anti Squirrel Coalition I think these guys have more hate than even I do. Be sure to check out their weapons. And I quote, "Our missions are designed to eliminate the dreaded bushytail. The majority of our missions are Search and Destroy operations. Through our vast network of information we find out where the bushytail lives, then after we pinpoint his bunkers, we kill him. This fight has been going on for as long as I can remember. Brave men have always gone out into the dark woods to face the evil squirrel. Many of them never came back... Yet, we will keep up the fight and protect our country. Watch your back!"
Squirrels: I hate you.