6/29/06 - Cankles
Let me start by saying that I have no problem with fat people. I myself have never been fat but I understand that for some people its a struggle and I don't mean to demean them. However, even when you are fat, don't you have to walk around? Wouldn't just this mere walking provide you with a tiny bit of definition in your legs? I never exercise but my calfs are probably the fittest part of my body just from walking and climbing stairs.
Some people however have managed to let their legs fall into horrible shape. Their body is in such bad shape that they have allowed a basic body part, the ankle, to disappear. When the ankle is no longer discernable from the calf it is known as a cankle.
This is pathetic. I'm sorry. If you have a cankle the fist thing you should do is pledge to never use an elevator ever again, just take the stairs.
In the early 20th century cankles were considered the most unattractive attribute a woman could have. Remember, this was a time when showing your ankle was risque. Although modern focus of women may be away from the ankle that doesn't mean they aren't important.
Cankles: I hate you.
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