6/6/06 - Burrito Thrower
Today's hate is directed at someone who made my morning sh*tty. I get up early to get in my car, to drive to a train, to ride into another city, to walk to work. Well, one recent morning I walked out to my car and someone had thrown a burrito at my car. There was crap all over the window and the side view mirror. I had no time to clean it and my commute requires driving on a highway. So, I had to drive around with my window down so I could see in order to change lanes.
Really, who throws a burrito? Where did this burrito even come from? My car was parked in the middle of a typical suburban neighborhood. There is no place any where near by that sells burrito. According to tacobell.com the closest Taco Bell is 2.39 miles. Thats a long way to travel to throw a burrito at a random car. (By the way, I suggest visiting tacobell.com, the musical choices are hilarious). Eventually I got some windex (spelling?) and got it cleaned off, but I was thoroughly pissed.
Whoever threw that burrito: I hate you.
PS. I was pleasantly suprised by the responses to yesterday's post. Thank you for being the understanding lot that you are. I think it speaks volumes about our generation. Often it seems to me that homophobia is a generational thing that is fading away. Perhaps my view is skewed by having lived in metropolitan areas however.