Friday, July 21, 2006

7/21 - Throw'em the heater


Show me what you got.

Sorry for not posting "winners".

Last week's winner: El Padrino:
This week's hate I focus on women.
Not all women, just women that stare at me when I'm sitting down on the train, expecting me to get up for them (fair maiden this better not be you). Now let me just say that I will get up on only two occasions:
1. If your over 90 yrs old (I need to see ID)
2. If your visibly pregnant. Visibly meaning large growth protruding from stomach.
If you don't meet any of those requirements, you will not be sitting in my seat until I get off at 49th st. Which from Brooklyn is a long time. So stop staring at me because it only makes me angry.
Why do I owe you this seat? Because your a woman? AND!? You wanted equal rights, well. Were equal. I'm just as entitled to sit as you. I hate you and the stare face you give me. Stand woman, STAAANDD!!!

18 Comments:

Blogger Superstar said...

Its not that I hate you for not LETTING me sit down...It's that you don't OFFER....That is why she is Pissed off. [gives eveil eye look with grimaced face] I would prefer to stand...I walk fast, talk fast...Come on now...Keep up..I even get mad when the key's can't keep up with my blazing fast typing *cough*
I appreciate it when MEN OFFER, not that I will take your seat...It's only polite to OFFER...
I am still in shock that you will make eye contact in the sub-way/Train. BRAVE MAN!!!

8:49 PM  
Blogger El Padrino said...

The subway creates the greatest hate. Anyway for today's entry I've put all my hate into a giant post on my blog yesterday. Please allow that for entry into today's edition.

Superstar: the only reason i make eye contact is cuz i feel the rays of death being singed on my forehead, so i look up only to see a staring mad woman preying on my seat. Beat it lady, I owe you nothing. If you want my seat get knocked up and come back in 8 months.

6:59 AM  
Blogger anonymous said...

this hate goes out to those certain situations when, for example, youre standing waiting for someone, maybe at a party or in a group situation.. and there's someone nearby that doesnt have anyone to talk to (we'll call them person A). the person they were speaking with has just left their conversation and now this person (A) feels compelled to talk to you. although you know they really dont care to, they make conversation with you. this conversation is really generic and pointless, it covers no ground, and yet you realize this, so you give very shallow answers. person A quickly tries to bring up the one thing that you guys 'have in common' to talk about. this interaction is worthless, just like person A's existence. you dont want it, and they dont truly care what happens in this exchange. they simply talk to you cause youre the next best thing. youre basically the only one that'll listen now, so they invite themselves into your conversation. but then the second they see someone better, someone that they actually know or like, then theyre off to that person.

youve just been 'next best thinged'. and people that play the Next Best Thing card... i hate you.

7:17 AM  
Blogger The Rev said...

If I don't win the hater award this week, I will start bashing coconuts left and right over here.

I just wrote about this on my blog.

My hate this week happened twice to me in the span of a few days.

Why are there still people in this world who pay at the checkout line of a drug store or supermarket by writing a check right then and there?

I would expect this behavior out of old people who are 80 years old or older. But in both cases, these people looked to me to be in their 30's (and both looked like dorks in my mind).

With the advent of debit cards, no one should ever write a check in a checkout line again. It's not like a debit card is hard to get anymore. Checks should be reserved for bill payment through the mail or payroll checks or payment of contractors. There ought to be a law about using them to buy groceries.

I was especially mad in one case where a manager had to be called over. And there wasn't another line I could get in.

I'm thinking these peope still use passbooks at the bank. Does anyone use a passbook anymore?

People who write checks at a supermarket who are young enough to know better... I hate you.

9:05 AM  
Blogger Stiggy said...

I don't want to direct my hate towards men, but I have to this week...only because I have yet to see a woman do this. And I saw this example yet again this morning when I walked over to Walgreen's.

Anyway, I hate it when men wear ankle socks (or any type of sock)with flip-flops or sandals. If you really need to wear socks, wear a pair of shoes that were meant to be worn with socks. The entire point of sandals is being able to slip them on without having to go into the sock drawer.

Men who wear socks with sandals: I hate you!

1:36 PM  
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4:15 PM  
Blogger staticwarp said...

i am sick and tired of boxer shorts. who the hell wears these things? i have like 2 pair that i wind up having to use when it gets to be laundry time. when its hot, they get all sweaty and ride up my ass. if i'm walking around in just the boxers, lieutenant wang decides to flop out and have a look around because of that big gaping hole in the front of every pair of boxer shorts. i dont even know why i have them. next time i do laundry i'm throwing them out. boxer briefs are superior, they make my ass look great and they contain my undercarriage.

boxer shorts: i hate you.

4:17 PM  
Blogger The Stevo in H-Town said...

People in ANY kinda setting, that are supposedta be talking to YOU and yet their eyes are always dodging and darting, scanning the room to get someone elses attention, thus missing any point YOU have to make, on an opinion THEY asked YOU for...

YOU talkin' to ME?!?!..Look me straight indamutherfuckin' eyes, DICKWAD, and let's talk...Don't patronize MY ass and give ME a cursory audience and act like what I have to say is paramount to the moment, when your shallow-ass actions indicate otherwise...

Do I HATE You?...Fuck NO...I don't CARE about you enuff to waste another second of my valuable energy on yer lame-cock-suckin' ass...Hitda brix...

8:47 PM  
Blogger Nature Boy said...

I hate people who say “It’s not my job.” as they watch something go to shit right in front of them. This is like watching a piece of china slide off a table onto a stone floor and smash into a million pieces instead of simply putting out their hand and stopping it. People who can’t take action or responsibility … I Hate You!

9:25 AM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

That was you? sorry.

12:46 PM  
Blogger Fairmaiden327 said...

I can join in now. Now, that I have my power and hot water back. I am fucking hatin' too. You wanna know what I hate? I hate that I have very little friends, by choice. I relish and love my friends. Why is it that when you are at the lowest point, i.e. no where to go, your friends are nowhere to be found. Thank God for family (and I thought I'd never say that).

Friends who are there in name only: I fucking hate you

7:15 AM  
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