8/10 - Failure to Flush
This one's probably not in the best taste but its something that bothers me to the core. If you have a problem with it, you can let me know about it tomorrow. Have you ever walked into a bathroom prepared to do your business only to find a turd staring back at you from the toilet. What was the last person doing that they couldn't get everything down the drain? Is it really that hard to flush a toilet? Is it that hard to flush one twice? I'm sorry, but failure to dispose of one's waste is one of the cardinal sins that can occur in a shared living or working environment.
Here's a step-by-step guide.
1. Do your business
2. Flush
3. glance back at the toilet
4. If necessary repeat steps 2-3
Its that simple. People who can't follow thse rules should be forced to use depends.
People who can't properly flush: I hate you.
Here's a step-by-step guide.
1. Do your business
2. Flush
3. glance back at the toilet
4. If necessary repeat steps 2-3
Its that simple. People who can't follow thse rules should be forced to use depends.
People who can't properly flush: I hate you.
posted by Daily Hater at 8:05 AM
13 Comments:
Piss stainde water after a failure to flush is bad enough, but leaving a floater is a felony.
Exceptions: College dorms and frat houses. If you flush your turds, then you are a loser. It's something everyone should see. Sort of a challenge to the next dumper.
OMG. I am so glad my breakfast has been down for some time. This is a HUGE peeve of mine. Thankfully at this firm I have not come across this. Oh God, I just upchucked. Thanks DH!!!!
or what about courtesy flushes
i think the world deserves them more often
bathroom etiquette strikes me deep in the core. washing after any and all bathroom transactions is also a must.
im with the bill though, if you dropped a gnarly one, i could see leaving it as a way of throwing down the Shit Gauntlet.
Even when writing about turds, you are eloquent and lovable.
AND SO FREAKIN RIGHT.
welcome back bill! missed your writing. you were one of the originals that got me hooked on blogger.
I flush as often as possible, but only with my feet.
Goody! A doo-doo post.
Someone did it recently here at work. Maybe I should send everyone a link to this post. The guilty party needs the education.
Speaking of dookie, my new term is, "have to take a grumpy".
I was always partial to "dropping the kids off at the pool".
MC, I prefer dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool. (cause they're all different shades of brown and crap is rarely monotone). sorry if thats too crude.
my "family photo" in my wallet is of the Cosbys.
mmmmm, jello puddin' pops!
Nuthin' like leavin' a "winner-loaf" smothered in brown gravy ferda next guy..
I'm stumped too; it MIGHT be a passive aggressive thing. Like anger at the mother...I dunno.
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