Thursday, August 17, 2006

8/17 Sanctimonious Music Expert



We all have one friend who thinks he/she knows everything about music. Everytime a song comes on they know who sang it, who wrote, where it was recorded, and the exact number of people that have lost their virginity while the song played in the background. This friend for some reason always has to tell you how bad your taste in music is. Whatever you like, he knows something better or knows why your's sucks.

I have a theory about these people. I think they secretly love top 40. In fact, next time you see one driving by see if he is jamming out to Fergie's London Bridges (talk about a bad song).

Sanctimonious music guy: I hate you.

11 Comments:

Blogger Big Red said...

Entirely 100% dead on. Couldn't agree more. Except my buddy who's like that agrees to liking the top 40. So it makes him even more hateable.

12:56 AM  
Blogger The Rev said...

I love music. I think I know a lot about it. But I'm not about to tell you who wrote it and what year it is. That's just a different level of dork right there.

8:01 AM  
Blogger Dirty Birdie said...

I wasn't aware you knew my ex-boyfriend.

8:37 AM  
Blogger anonymous said...

u dont have to be a music elitist to know that country blows though.

9:47 AM  
Blogger jali said...

I hate people like that. They're not usually in the business - they just own a lot of CD's and they call the artists by their fist names or nicknames as though they're actually close personal friends.

That London Bridge song is the WORST! WTF!

10:20 AM  
Blogger Kate said...

I'd like to point out that I also recently bashed Fergie's attempt at singing. And her face too.

Barf-o-rama.

10:33 AM  
Blogger anonymous said...

so who the hell is Fergie?

10:53 AM  
Blogger Superstar said...

See that is so hypicritical...then why do you call us for the info if it annoys???
I get upset when, people think it's "NEW" and it really is a re-make. They will say, "do you have this NEW song?? LOL ;) Which version would you like? They look at you funny. Like, WHAT??? It's not NEW??

I must say it comes in handy at those Trival pursit games. ;o)

1:06 PM  
Blogger El Padrino said...

london, london
awful song
worse than hilton's
really

2:32 PM  
Blogger Dirty Birdie said...

Fergie used to be with the Black Eyed Pea's now she's solo...and very lame.

12:08 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

I hate London Bridges with a fiery passion. Thank you for calling that out. They play it at my gym. Talk about not wanting to work out anymore.

7:05 AM  

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