Friday, July 07, 2006

07/07 - Throw'em the heater

You know what to do.

Sorry to have not announced last week's winner. It was.....drum roll please.....FairMaiden327.

For those keeping score at home its:
Iamunstoppable: 1
Fairmaiden327: 1
Rest of the World: 0

Let's see what you got this week, and of course, bribes will be accepted.


Blogger Fairmaiden327 said...

Thanks DH. Yeah, I'm equally hate-filled. Like minds attract and all that jazz. I just have to cloak it so I can pay rent. Otherwise I would be Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

7:07 PM  
Blogger Fairmaiden327 said...

Of course most of my weekly hate posts here will be directed towards people. I am not touchy feely nor do I think I ever will be, and I'm a Mom. I have a problem with people invading my boundaries sotospeak. Today's hate is directed towards persons aforementioned who insist on grabbing or therefore touching any part of my body. Moreso, persons with limited knowledge of the English language tend to close in much moreso. Therefore...

Space Invaders: I hate you.

7:40 PM  
Blogger El Padrino said...

-A friend of mine just told me he was drinking a caramel frap. I said what the fuck is that?
He said, you know a caramel frappacino. From Starbucks. I said your a homo (not that there is anything wrong with that). This is the same guy who sometimes I wonder. I think for sure he's a metro-sexual. Which I don't really care for. Listen if your gay then be gay. I don't have a problem if you are, in fact I'll still be your friend. But don't be semi-gay. I hate that. Don't get manicures and put that clear shit on your nails. Never mention the word cuticles in my presence. Don't even tell me you wax your eyebrows. Please tell me your not drinking white zinfandel or a cosmo. Never take two hours to get ready to go to a dive bar. And no matter what you say, Clay aiken should not be on your IPOD. Neither should Madonna, NSYNC, All 4 One, Ashlee or Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, The Hanson Bros. or Ace of Base. Oh and Dirty Dancing was not a great movie (unless your a woman).

Metro-Sexuals. I Hate you.

10:21 AM  
Blogger The Rev said...

I am seriously hating being a Philadelphia sports fan this week.

If it is not Terrell Owens releasing a book about his time with the Eagles, it's Billy Wagner reminding us that our baseball team has problems.

And eventually, Allen Iverson will be traded.

I hate what the Philly sports teams are doing to our collective souls.

10:36 AM  
Blogger The Rev said...

I also hate the fact that Paris Hilton wants to have a baby really soon.

10:37 AM  
Blogger bowling with no panties said...

I ranted yesterday about the Wayan's Brothers and their blatant Bugs Bunny rip off with Little Man:

But I'm sure I can dig up something fresh.

"Let Me See!" -- WHY DO PEOPLE feel the need to handle something up close in order to "see" it? WHY do people -- when you read them a headline -- INSIST on reading it themselves? Why do people need to LEAN over your SHOULDER to read something you mention you just saw online?

I JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU what you're about to read. Do you think I am l'm some kind of sadistic bitch misleading you about the news for my own amusement? Do you think that I'm just looking at something and making up what it says because I am in fact, illiterate, and you need immediate confirmation that I'm not just putting together words for no good reason? JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST AT THE PIGGLY WIGGLY!

You are the kind of people who say, "Ooh, what are you looking at? And GRAB my Pottery Barn catalog out from under me because you couldn't see the bullshit overpriced furniture good enough from where you are standing.

You are also the kind of people who need to grab my hand to examine my jewelry -- you don't even have a loup and it's just a fucking GARNET, BITCH! I don't need to feel your mouth-breathing expulsions on the back of my hand.

"LET ME SEE-RS" -- I hate you!!!!

10:54 AM  
Blogger iamunstoppable said...

(comin late to the party, but better than never.. plus im getting errors everytime i try to comment, so sorry if this posts 1000 times.)

you know those people that repeat jokes until you get it or until you hear them say it and acknowledge them?

i want them all to die.

or repeating a joke that youve just heard. like in a comedy club or at a movie.. repeating the line that was just delivered.

joke killers: i hate you with all my heart.

9:38 AM  
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