Friday, August 18, 2006

8/18 - Throw'em the heater

Sorry for the late update, hope I haven't ruined anyone's day. I know you all hold your breath until I post.

Who is feeling hateful today?

Last week's winner: EP, with honorable mention to Bobman.

If you work in a building with an elevator then you may know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about people that have a conversation in the elevator while a bunch of other poeple just stand there.

I'm not a fan of hearing about your house in Long Island Mr. Pink tie. And no Ms. Shallow Woman I don't care that Henry missed his thrid consecutive day of day care with the runs.

I mean the ride down from the 26th floor is only like a minute and a half. So you really need to talk the whole way down. You can't wait? No one wants to hear your conversations.

Espeacially the whispering fools. Hey asshole. We hear you, we are all in a steel box the size of a closet....whispering won't work you mindless ape.....just shut up.

Elevator talkers: I Hate You.


Blogger Bobman said...

Wooo, honorable mention. Hopefully I can step it up one of these weeks.

2:23 PM  
Blogger Superstar said...

I beleive you are talking about social ettiquette??? LOL ;o) I am an elevator violator...I stand at the front and look at all the mindless people in the box. They shift back an forth and look around with a look of "is anyone else seeing this broad?" Why is she not looking at the numbers like the rest of us??? Then when new people would want on they would WAIT for the next car! Priceless.


Social Violation! I did a study for my Sociology an A! ;o)

2:56 PM  
Blogger staticwarp said...

wow, not much hate goin down this friday. some people must have the day off. i know we all spew most of our hate at work, when we should actually be, well, working. (fat chance of that!)

todays hate is all about the slow drivers. i had to make a two hour trip to BWI today, so of course i passed quite a few of these imbeciles who cant even find it in their fearful little hearts to white knuckle a little harder and step on the gas. there is an unspoken rule that on highways, the actual speed you should be driving is at least 5 mph faster than the posted speed limit. personally i try to stick to 10 above. if you are driving at or below the speed limit, then everyone behind and around you has to make manuevers to get around your slow ass. this can create dangerous situations where several cars are weaving in and out of various lanes repeatedly until the pack has passed the slower vehicle. there are parts of rt 50/301 where the posted speed limit is 55, but there are like 6 lanes and everyone drives between 80 and 90. extra hate goes to the speed trap where the officer just steps out in the middle of the road and points to several cars indicating that they should pull over. this is as dangerous or more than the slow drivers, because everyone was just spacing out going 80 mph when suddenly someone 6 cars up has to slam on the brakes to avoid running down this cop, nearly causing a 10 car pile up as everyone for about a half mile back simultaneously slams on the brakes. then on the trip back, after being a thoroughly agressive driver and dealing with traffic backups at least half of the way home (people going to the beach. i have separate hate reserved for them), i finally get into town and get stuck on a two way street behind some old church lady going 20 mph in a 40 mph zone.

speed the hell up or dont drive! and watch out for speed traps!

slow, inept motorists: i hate you.

5:38 PM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

Guilty. I committed the double whammy once of talking on my CELL PHONE in the elevator. :( I did get off the phone quickly because I was on the elevator, however.

5:48 AM  
Blogger El Padrino said...

Sorry I'm late, it's DH's fault.
By the time he posted I was homebound and I don't touch a computer on the weekend....

as far as hate goes it will have to go to the assbag that drives down my block at all hours of the night on a motorcycle that makes more noise than a 757. Why o why do you feel the need to rip down a quiet residential block at 80 mph sounding like hell is crashing down on us. Why? Does this make you more of a man? Do you have a small penis? Were you the kid who crapped his pants in 2nd grade? Explain yourself. Please. I need to know how assbag's think.

Rip-roaring motorcycle man: I hate you

7:27 AM  
Blogger bill said...

Ya did see the Family Guy movie right? I feel a severe bloody beating from an infant is appropriate punishment for loudtalking on cellphone while in an elevator.

10:34 AM  
Blogger Mama en Fuego said...

Stupid fucktard in the Audi who descided to jam the nose of your car right in front of me and THEN turn on your directional: I hate you.

12:13 PM  
Blogger iamunstoppable said...

is this the Weekly Hater now?


9:33 AM  

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